Brilliant Definitions |
Brilliant Definitions |
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养鱼养得好又如何 Member No.: 9 Group: Super Moderator Posts: 5,164 Topics Started: 558 Joined: 12-Dec-03 Last seen online: Mon, 12 Sep 2022 3:49 pm User's local time: Wed, 15 May 2024 2:23 pm Green Water: Yes Country: Singapore |
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. 4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage. 5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". 6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power... 9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. 10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. 12. Classic: Books which people praise, but do not read. 13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. 21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. 23. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." 24. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. 25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 26. Father: A banker provided by nature. 27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. 28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 30. Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 31. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails... |
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