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Posted by: desireless Wed, 10 Nov 2004 2:43 pm

Korea's very own MOPIKO advertisement:

Posted by: desireless Thu, 02 Dec 2004 11:25 pm

When you have a very good camera....

Posted by: Allan Sun, 05 Dec 2004 10:43 am

http://files.rsdn.ru/28937/Utro_dobrym_ne_byvaet.jpg

Posted by: Allan Mon, 20 Dec 2004 7:17 pm

Thanks man; hasn't had such a good laugh for a while.

I knew there must be a catch but really the "punchline" caught me off guard!

Good one.

Posted by: CP Mon, 10 Jan 2005 11:25 pm

Gift from a friend who returned from Philippines today.
Guess what this is.

Posted by: desireless Tue, 11 Jan 2005 6:36 pm

Dildo?

Posted by: CP Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:15 pm

Heh heh heh if my friend got me a 5 inch dildo and half inch in diameter he must be wasting his money and time.




Its only a cigar.

Posted by: desireless Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:02 am

Orrrhhhhh... hahah

You'll be surprised by the variety of dildos available in adult toymarket nowadays... There are some as small as a few inches long and lesser than 1/2 inch in diameter (for portability). Some I see in porno videos are smaller than cigar but the girls look very shiok because of the good VIBRATION

Posted by: CP Wed, 12 Jan 2005 9:52 am

Heh heh heh I like their marketing.
"Moulded from the real thing!!!"
"Real life like complete with veins!!!!!"
"8 inches charcoal black!!!"

With testimony from users some more....ha ha ha.

Posted by: desireless Fri, 14 Jan 2005 3:04 am

Upcoming movies not to be missed.... "Mission Impossible 3" and "Mission Impossible 4"

Posted by: CP Fri, 14 Jan 2005 9:25 am

The one doing the sit-up.............swim bladder disease

Posted by: LASERGUY Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:33 pm

Yah, the other one - DROPSY.......

Posted by: CP Mon, 24 Jan 2005 11:19 am

Posted by: desireless Wed, 18 May 2005 3:43 pm

http://www.rafflesgold.com/forums/images/chat/SG_TP_tp11os.jpg

SINGAPORE TP WRX

Posted by: goldrush Wed, 18 May 2005 4:04 pm

5240 hot number liao

Posted by: Seacucumber Thu, 19 May 2005 6:57 pm

haha....they kenna conned by Motorimage....
their wrx got no bucket seats....hehehehe....

Posted by: mountain Mon, 23 May 2005 8:22 pm

Kan Chiong Spider!

Posted by: LASERGUY Tue, 24 May 2005 10:49 pm

Word too small, can't see a damn thing......

Posted by: ranchu8 Wed, 25 May 2005 12:45 am

place arrow over the picture quoted, left click and it will enlarge; after that, place arrow at bottom right of picture and it will enlarge further

Posted by: mountain Wed, 25 May 2005 8:39 am

save the damn thing to your harddisk and read lah ..



u will find it .. interesting & related to folks around you

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 08 Jul 2005 11:26 pm

Man with a GIANT COCK

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 08 Jul 2005 11:30 pm

an extremely WET PUSSY

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 08 Jul 2005 11:36 pm

NEXT UP AND COMING XXX PORN BABE

Posted by: goldrush Sat, 09 Jul 2005 5:58 pm

For golfers only



As she aims for a hole in one
We aim to have two holes in one

As she aims for a birdie
We are ever ready with our birdies

As she aims for an eagle
We always welcome an eagle spread

Posted by: CP Sat, 09 Jul 2005 9:40 pm

Ha ha ha you must be those who enjoys the 19th hole the most.


"After playing the front 9, permission must be obtained from course owner before playing the back 9"!!!

Posted by: goldrush Sat, 09 Jul 2005 10:55 pm

My personal favorite is the 6th and 9th hole you know

FORGET TO ADD

IF SHE IS NOT TOO GUNG HOLE AND AIM ONLY FOR PAR

WE STILL HAVE TWO L PARS TO OFFER!

Posted by: goldrush Tue, 12 Jul 2005 4:04 pm

BACK TO THE SIXTIES:OLDIES BUT GOODIES











THE GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME

Posted by: CP Wed, 13 Jul 2005 12:28 am

I see labia majora, where is the labia minora?

Posted by: goldrush Wed, 13 Jul 2005 9:07 am

Hey dirty old man!

Pls no anatomical reference and stick to GREENERY ok?

Posted by: The Matrix Wed, 13 Jul 2005 11:17 am

erh ... King Solomon's Mine ?

Posted by: desireless Wed, 13 Jul 2005 11:33 am

Flip the grass to find...

You'll find the love bud... oh bug too

Posted by: LASERGUY Thu, 11 Aug 2005 12:12 am

Jurassic FXXX......

Posted by: CP Thu, 11 Aug 2005 10:01 pm

Some creative advertisements.

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:01 am

Is this bullseye,bull shit or plain horny?

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:06 am

It's just a friendly family game...CHARADE

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:10 am

TODAY ON SESAME STREET WE GET TO LEARN THE LETTERS





D.I.E.

Posted by: desireless Sat, 27 Aug 2005 8:50 pm

The Haze In Malaysia

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/FaceMask.jpg

Posted by: desireless Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:00 pm

How Would You Know If You've Entered A Gay Bar

http://angryhamster.com/images/pictures/gay_bar.jpg

Posted by: desireless Mon, 29 Aug 2005 5:24 am

No intention to offend anyone...

http://www.rafflesgold.com/desireless/Best&WorstofMissUniverse2004.pps














PS: It is not like SG is any better in choosing candidates for major events like this...

Posted by: desireless Wed, 12 Oct 2005 8:02 pm

All Men Are The Same





http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/jplk_194925.jpg







And the most champion one:

Posted by: CP Thu, 20 Oct 2005 6:53 pm

Signboards in China.
I cant read Chinese,but understanding half the joke is funny enough.

Posted by: desireless Thu, 20 Oct 2005 7:17 pm

It should be

1) Public Toilet

2) :

3) Counter for weighing and pricing of Dried Goods

4) Dried Goods

5) One-Time-Usage items

Posted by: desireless Thu, 20 Oct 2005 7:29 pm

"Women On Road" Olympics
================

6th Position:


5th Position:


4th Position:


3rd Position:


2nd Position:



And the CHAMPION is....

Posted by: goldrush Thu, 20 Oct 2005 8:01 pm

It's never too young to read

Posted by: goldrush Thu, 20 Oct 2005 8:04 pm

Home made sex-change

Posted by: goldrush Thu, 20 Oct 2005 8:07 pm

Totally No Match!

Heavy weight against feather weight in BEDMINTON




Umpire called out: Service over one Luv.

Posted by: goldrush Thu, 20 Oct 2005 8:09 pm

Don't even go near this place!

Posted by: desireless Fri, 21 Oct 2005 4:56 pm

Ricky Martin Next to You


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/RickyMartin.jpg

Posted by: desireless Sun, 30 Oct 2005 1:49 am

Dear All,

My friend who is desperate for cash since his recent retrenchment is selling his van. (Please see the pic below)

It is still in GOOD RUNNING CONDITION!! COE included

Asking $500 (Negotiable)

Let me know of your interest

Posted by: desireless Sun, 30 Oct 2005 2:02 am

World Sext Ads:

Posted by: desireless Thu, 10 Nov 2005 1:15 am

This table was up for sale at eBay.




How can you tell that this table was put up for bid by a man?


Inspect the picture first, before looking at the answer below. No cheating now, this is a good one.



































Ok, Here is the Answer:

Look at the mirror in the picture

Posted by: desireless Mon, 21 Nov 2005 7:56 pm

Indian Yoga:




Irish Yoga:

Posted by: goldrush Wed, 07 Dec 2005 3:40 pm

White Dog:Ang Chuah To Lo Buay Song

Brown Dog:Kiam pah,Kah Chng Chiew See Boh

White Dog:Bian Cull peh Ai Pah Eh Sai Kong

Brown Dog:Cheng Tiam,Tuay Tiam Bro Swee See Poon Eh Sai!

Posted by: desireless Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:01 pm

Poor Leadership...

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:49 am

When can a cat adopts a dog?





















WHEN A PUSSY ENJOYS A DOGGIE

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:57 am

CRAZY HORSE RAFFLESGOLD OPENS






NO LEWD NO NUDE!



sigh................

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 09 Dec 2005 1:07 am

KEEPING NEAT AND TRIMMED





Q-CUT

Posted by: desireless Mon, 19 Dec 2005 6:34 pm

ChinGrish has never been more fun

Sandwich = Three Text Cure
Chop = picks

Posted by: goldrush Sun, 25 Dec 2005 7:58 am

Wats the opposite of KING KONG?





































answer: QUEEN MA

Posted by: goldrush Sun, 25 Dec 2005 8:01 am

World Cup Germany 2006,come rain or shine BRA-ZEAL is still my favorite

Posted by: desireless Wed, 25 Jan 2006 4:09 pm

Super High-tech Weather Forecast

Posted by: goldrush Wed, 25 Jan 2006 7:59 pm

Are you sure you 're still betting on Argentina this summer?

Posted by: desireless Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:39 am

I bet you can only see this in Singapore

Posted by: desireless Sat, 04 Feb 2006 1:43 am

Challenge you to show this to your wife

Posted by: goldrush Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:25 pm

There are two types of HUGH HOOTERS we should know

One is the big time RG bros here who luan chu HOOT 4-D and TOTO in HUGH amount







the other is a HUGH HOOTER of unnatural cause...............

Posted by: desireless Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:04 pm

Hahaha... so funny...

====
The American World

http://www.omogenia.com/photopost/data/500/34american-world1.jpg

Posted by: goldrush Fri, 10 Feb 2006 9:13 pm

How can a pussie enjoys a doggie ?

Posted by: desireless Thu, 16 Feb 2006 8:32 pm

Hi All,

There will be a garage sale on Sunday at my place. A bit embarrassing really, but because of my current situation (debts, living expenses, etc.) I'm finding it a bit difficult with money at the moment. I've decided to have a garage sale and hopefully I'll make some bucks.


Desperate times call for desperate measures!! I am sure that I will get out of this mess sooner or later but in the meantime, ya gotta do what ya gotta do!!


I've taken a photo of my stuffs, if you see anything you like, please Let me know as soon as possible so I can save it for you, assuming the price is right.

Hope you can make it!


Cheers!!!

Posted by: goldrush Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:15 pm

Ever wonder why the ENDANGERED hedgehog will soon be an EXTINCT species?????

Posted by: desireless Thu, 09 Mar 2006 3:43 am

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/ATT1160813.jpg

Posted by: desireless Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:59 pm

Can't believe the management even bothered to explain to a graffiti...

Posted by: desireless Fri, 31 Mar 2006 6:48 pm

New Way Of Selling Drinks...

Posted by: desireless Mon, 03 Apr 2006 5:04 pm

Nokia celebrates its success, Dont miss this opportunity!

NOKIA MOBILE PHONE WITH HIGH DEFINITION CAMERA CALLS FOR ONLY RM200/- (Normal Price RM1,700/-)

Available in all nokia dealers from 1st April 2006!!


Please inform if any of your friends want it.........


See model below....

Posted by: desireless Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:11 pm

Girl was forced to be naked by police during custody. Her picture taken using police Handphone & circulated thru internet. So bad people these days... too much!
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Posted by: desireless Fri, 14 Apr 2006 4:47 am

French police car...Lamborgini..gallardo..max speed 320km/hr


Nissan Skyline GT-R..max speed 280km/hr


Italian police car ...pegaut...sports gt


Spain.....audi TT max speed 280km/hr
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/policecars004.jpg


Bloomfield USA ..... Chevy Corvette ......Do I have to tell the speed...
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/policecars005.jpg




Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World.....



(Max Speed is not disclosed due to Security Reasons.... )

Posted by: desireless Fri, 14 Apr 2006 4:54 am

It started since young

Posted by: desireless Tue, 18 Apr 2006 5:42 pm

Posted by: CyberET Tue, 18 Apr 2006 6:40 pm

how to drive? a bumpy road will cause things to fall, and they will try to pick up while driving.. oops.. now i know why they can't keep to the lane

Posted by: desireless Tue, 13 Jun 2006 5:33 am

A farmer has a papaya tree that bears a lot of fruit..


But every time the papayas are ripe they fall to the ground and get damaged....


So what was his trick????

Posted by: gohks Tue, 13 Jun 2006 5:17 pm

desireless,
how long does it take for "Papaya" to drop?

Posted by: CP Wed, 21 Jun 2006 8:53 pm

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Posted by: desireless Sun, 20 Aug 2006 6:14 am

Why kids shouldn't be left at home alone....

Posted by: CP Tue, 21 Nov 2006 9:03 pm

Posted by: desireless Sat, 20 Jan 2007 3:27 am

Ah Beng's WORLD MAP

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/sgworldmapmm9.jpg

Posted by: desireless Fri, 26 Jan 2007 1:25 am

Things To Do Before You Die.....

1)


2)


3)

Posted by: desireless Sun, 25 Mar 2007 9:29 pm

Why buy LV....


















... when you can get the same things from Pasa Malam (night flea market)?

Posted by: desireless Fri, 10 Aug 2007 1:24 am

Never give flip phone to your kids....


PS: Some parents.... :nicetry. Still have the mood to take photo

Posted by: desireless Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:40 pm

CHINA


FRANCE


JAPAN



....and...



SINGAPORE

Posted by: goldrush Wed, 23 Apr 2008 5:49 pm

Somewhere at the arc of........RAFFLESGOLD

ps very long never show the artistry of goldrush liao

Posted by: desireless Thu, 19 Jun 2008 4:20 pm

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Posted by: thomas_n Fri, 04 Jul 2008 1:42 pm

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF210-Wishing_Well.gif


http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg


http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF237-Lyles_Constant.gif




http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF215-Kitty_Photographer.jpg

Posted by: goldrush Tue, 05 May 2009 11:34 am

Wonder who was the wise guy that named it SWINE FLU initially.


Innocent pigs get blamed for nothing





now it has been renamed INFLUENZA- A(H1N1)

Posted by: LASERGUY Thu, 21 Jan 2010 6:51 pm

Mother Nature must be playing a prank on mankind
(and womankind as well) when such extraordinary vegetables appear.

These are actual peppers from a garden. They are called 'Peter Peppers'...

When I first saw its picture, I thought it’s just another photoshopped hoax, but digging deeper, I was surprised to discover that it’s a real plant, usually called the Peter Pepper, scientific name capsicum annuum var. annuum ‘Peter’.

It’s native to Louisiana and Texas.

It’s been called many other names, including Chilli Willy and Penis Chilli; and has been judged “Most Pornographic Pepper” by Organic Gardening Magazine...

Not surprising, since it looks like so.
Apparently it has always been grown more as an ornamental thing, rather than to be eaten, although it’s perfectly edible.

By the way, a farmer who specializes in growing them says they can grow up to 18" long!
Guys, sort of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?




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