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HappyBuddha |
Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
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Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
A: Even the pool tables don't have balls. |
CP |
Fri, 19 Aug 2005 5:28 pm
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Moderator Member No.: 309 Group: Super Moderator Posts: 2,836 Topics Started: 59 Joined: 22-Jun-04 Last seen online: Mon, 13 Feb 2023 10:37 pm User's local time: Fri, 26 Apr 2024 3:51 am Green Water: Yes Country: Singapore |
PERFORMANCE IN BED
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bankers do it with interest Computer technicians do it with hard drives DJs do it on request Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure Dentists do it orally Detectives do it under cover Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers Engineers do it to specification (eg RF engineers do it with frequency) Firemen do it with a big hose Frank Sinatra does it his way Garbage men cum twice a week Gardeners do it in the bushes Gas attendants pump all day Housewives do it for an allowance IT programmers cannot do it without software Jockeys gallop hard but finish fast Landlords do it every 1st of the month Lawyers do it but never felt guilty Mountain climbers like to be on top Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate! Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free Truckers do it on the road Travel Agents do it in lots of different places Waiters and waitresses do it for tips Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them! But worst are those bloody politicians, all they do is talk about it...... |
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