My favourite is the last one:
Only after the last fish has been caught
Only after the last animal has been killed
Only after the last tree has been chopped
Will mankind discover that money cannot be eaten.
-A Red Indian saying
He who knows and knows not he knows
He is asleep,wake him
He who knows and knows that he knows
He is a wise man,seek him
He who knows not and knows that he knows not
He is a child,teach him
He who knows not and knows not he knows not
He is a fool,shun him
-Confucius
I can bring you to a golf course right now and even if you have not played the game before,if you happen to do the right thing,the ball will fly,the universe will come together and you will spend the rest of your life chasing that perfect shot.
-Actor D Washington on learning golf
It does not matter if it is a black cat or a white cat,as long as it catches mice it is a good cat.
-Deng Xiaoping
What is a good fish?
Any fish that you like is a good fish.
-Qian Hu
Drinking is a waste of time
Not drinking is a waste of life
-Author unknown
The easiest way to make money from a casino is to own one.
-Stanley Ho
The betting industry thrives because there is a sucker born every minute,and fortunately for them this doesnt look as though it is about to change.
-Author unknown
When your superior made a mistake ,it is understandable and forgivable,
but if your subordinate makes one it is unthinkable and totally unacceptable....................................................................................................
.THAT'S WHY YOU ARE FIRED AND HE STAYS!!!!
(if you have one and when you have none)
goldrush
Destiny is never by accident; It is the result of higher intent (Divine) as well as sincere and concerted effort by individual with focused direction and skilful execution.
goldrush
So tonight someone may rewrite his destiny..................
One who knows, and knows he knows, is a wise man;
Follow Him.
One who knows, and knows not he knows, is asleep;
Awaken Him.
One who knows not, and knows he knows not, is a child;
Teach Him.
One who knows not, and knows not he knows not, is a Fool;
Avoid Him.
If you are first, you are first; when you are second, you are nothing.
The great Bill Shankly
There are 2 great teams in Merseyside; Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.
Bill Shankly, again.
Throwing a piece of paper into the trash bin is zoon ka.
Throwing a piece of paper beside the trash bin is pah ciao.
Pee right into toilet bowl - You love your wife
Pee beyond toilet bowl - Strong kidney
Cold...
"We support two rugby teams in the world - The All Blacks and any other team playing against Australia."
-New Zealand rugby fans
Diamonds are girls best friends, goldfish are man best friends
--- gohks
We do not even understand LIFE, how can we possibly know about DEATH?
-Confucius, when asked about his opinion on death.
People are people so why should it be?
You and I should get along so awfully.
Depeche Mode
Same shit, different day.
Anonymous
Give a man a goldfish,
You probably make his day.
Teach a man to keep it,
You probably ruin him from that day…..
"Some players have sports psychiatrists. I smoke."
-Angel Cabrera, a caddie turn golfer, on winning the US Open.
"When I looked for investors for the project, no one believed me, no one wanted to invest, everyone believed that the project will fail.It only meant one thing - that I will not have any competitiors."
- the late Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong, founder of Genting Highlands, Malaysia.
"If they can make Avatar, they can make anything."
-Dr M, ex Malaysian PM, on his claim that 911 was staged.
"You open the map. If you cant see the place (because its too small) but can see the name, that's the place to invest."
-The late Ng Teng Fong, Chairman of Far East Organisation and Singapore's richest man at the time of his death
"You go to a pond.If you can't see the fish but you can see green,that's the place to groom"
I think that's what Alvin Lim,the current CEO of Vermillion goldfish club and Singapore most renown goldfish keeper will tell you
Thats a good one.
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