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post Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
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Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?

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post Mon, 02 Aug 2004 8:47 pm
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Q: Why did Cleopatra take milk baths?

A: She couldn't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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post Mon, 16 Aug 2004 12:41 pm
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Q: Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?

A: Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off.
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post Mon, 16 Aug 2004 9:44 pm
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Q)Why do moths fly with their legs open?

A)Check out the size of moth balls.
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post Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:45 am
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Q: what did the cock tells the balls ?

A: Hang around when I go in...
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post Tue, 17 Aug 2004 1:07 pm
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Why is it pathetic to be a cock?

You have a head but no brains
Two nuts follow you everywhere
Your neighbour is an asshole
Your best friend is a c__t
And because of AIDS,you have to cover yourself with rubber and vomit all over your face
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post Thu, 02 Sep 2004 5:11 pm
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Q: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Eveybody can roast beef.
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post Thu, 02 Sep 2004 6:45 pm
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QUOTE(HappyBuddha @ Thu, 02 Sep 2004 05:10 pm)
Q: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Eveybody can roast beef.
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SMLC!?!?!?
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post Thu, 02 Sep 2004 7:25 pm
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Everybody can roast beef ...

... NOBODY can peeeeee soup.

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post Thu, 02 Sep 2004 9:47 pm
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A TRUE JOKE OF LAST YEAR.

I hv spend most of the time looking at my fishes. Sitting in front of the tank and tub, sometimes for an hour and more.

My wife bua tahan me. One day,

She said: "Can u go and custom make a 9ft fish tank?"
I said: "Siao ah? Make such a big tank for what?"
She said: "I want to sleep in there so that u will spend more time looking at me"

Faint! yes.gif
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post Thu, 02 Sep 2004 11:18 pm
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QUOTE(cktan @ Thu, 02 Sep 2004 09:46 pm)
A TRUE JOKE OF LAST YEAR.

I hv spend most of the time looking at my fishes. Sitting in front of the tank and tub, sometimes for an hour and more.

My wife bua tahan me. One day,

She said: "Can u go and custom make a 9ft fish tank?"
I said: "Siao ah? Make such a big tank for what?"
She said: "I want to sleep in there so that u will spend more time looking at me"

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bring her to Geylang and show her which "fishtank" she like.....
hehehehehe

no offence.....just a joke...
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post Fri, 03 Sep 2004 11:25 pm
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QUOTE(HappyBuddha @ Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:25 pm)
Everybody can roast beef ...

... NOBODY can peeeeee soup.

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ta ma de ..... i had to read 3 times ... happydance.gif
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post Sat, 04 Sep 2004 12:49 am
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QUOTE(g-string @ Thu, 02 Sep 2004 11:18 pm)
bring her to Geylang and show her which "fishtank" she like.....
hehehehehe

no offence.....just a joke...
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Another way of looking at this:

Once she look at those "fish tanks" in Geylang, she will be SO GRATEFUL you're oogling at goldfishes at home and not "that type of fish"! happydance1.gif
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post Sat, 04 Sep 2004 5:54 am
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QUOTE(mountain @ Fri, 03 Sep 2004 11:25 pm)
ta ma de ..... i had to read 3 times ...  happydance.gif
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Grin.

Now you know why I don't like pea soup; it just doesn't sound right.

Same applies to Pooh Bear. rofl2.gif
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post Mon, 13 Sep 2004 9:45 pm
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Q: What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?

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... coz she repeated primary 1 three times.
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