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post Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
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Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?

A: Even the pool tables don't have balls.
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Willy was at this agricultural show. Came across this station that sell cow auto milking machine. Suddenly, a wicked thought came to his mind!
He immediately pay for one, and insisted on hand carrying although they provide delivery.
Rushed home quickly, can't wait to try on the machine.
Tore the box into pieces, and impatiently put his little Willy in......
Wow....that was the most unforgettable climax he ever had!
Then came the problem. He could not extract his Willy, no matter how he tried!
Out of dispair, he reached back for the box and found the manual.
Written clearly was....Auto release when reaches 2 gallons!
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