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RG Random Joke Archive |
HappyBuddha |
Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
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Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
A: Even the pool tables don't have balls. |
top_view_ranchu |
Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:16 pm
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Moderator Member No.: 316 Group: Moderator Posts: 948 Topics Started: 50 Joined: 24-Jun-04 Last seen online: Tue, 30 May 2017 9:23 pm User's local time: Fri, 19 Apr 2024 12:53 am Green Water: No Country: Singapore |
A man checked into a hotel in DELHI.There was a computer in his room,so he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in MUMBAI, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To : My Loving Wife Subject : I've Arrived Date: June 3, 2005 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to! seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. It is damn hot down here !!! |
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