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| HappyBuddha |
 Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
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Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
A: Even the pool tables don't have balls. |
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| goldrush |
Wed, 15 Feb 2006 6:26 pm
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Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation! -I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it! -Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! -Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. -I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. -Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. -Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. -If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN! -I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water. -At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis. -Mypenis likes it when people pet him. -Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! -Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. -Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? -Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. -I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. -I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. -Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. -I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead. -Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door. -HELP! Mypenis is lost...can you help me find him? -Sorry to be driving slow officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. -Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital. -Mypenis got fleas from the neighbors dog. -Anytime Mypenis gets too excited, I just scratch him behind the head. -Please do not feed Mypenis table scraps! -Do you think you could feed Mypenis while I'm on vacation? -I have a cat that plays very well with Mypenis. -When I take Mypenis for a ride in the car, I roll down the window so it can hang it's head out. So anyone here going to take up that name?  |
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| gohks |
Wed, 15 Feb 2006 6:39 pm
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 most funny joke I have come across..Dr, since this is a goldfish web, need to have something more goldfish related right  Anyway, going to name one of my pet goldfish "Mypenis"...  |
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