Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

> RG Random Joke Archive
HappyBuddha
post Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
Post #31


Founder
Group Icon


Member No.: 2
Group: Super Admin
Posts: 2,893
Topics Started: 330
Joined: 21-Nov-03
Last seen online:
Sat, 16 Oct 2004 1:46 pm
User's local time:
Mon, 23 Oct 2017 3:13 am
Green Water: Yes
Country: Singapore



Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?

A: Even the pool tables don't have balls.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
Replies
desireless
post Tue, 06 Mar 2007 2:27 am
Post #32


养鱼养得好又如何
Group Icon

User Gallery
Member No.: 9
Group: Super Moderator
Posts: 5,164
Topics Started: 558
Joined: 12-Dec-03
Last seen online:
Wed, 15 Mar 2017 5:26 am
User's local time:
Mon, 23 Oct 2017 3:13 am
Green Water: Yes
Country: Singapore



Quite a stupid joke. No need to understand if you don't.... ohmy.gif
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter One

One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun).They had a fight but bao was too lumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said, "Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?" The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"


------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter Two

Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee! whack small bao harder &harder. Aft! er the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."


------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter Three

The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered with bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"


------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter Four

The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One d! ay, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood!"


------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter Five

Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the baoheadquarters to look for help. All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao, green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"


------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter Six

Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the baoheadquarter. All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee Pok.



*THE END*
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post

Posts in this topic
HappyBuddha   RG Random Joke Archive   Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
HappyBuddha   Q: Why did Cleopatra take milk baths? A: She coul...   Mon, 02 Aug 2004 8:47 pm
HappyBuddha   Q: Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men? A:...   Mon, 16 Aug 2004 12:41 pm
Seacucumber   Q)Why do moths fly with their legs open? A)Check ...   Mon, 16 Aug 2004 9:44 pm
LASERGUY   Q: what did the cock tells the balls ? A: Hang a...   Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:45 am
CP   Why is it pathetic to be a cock? You have a head ...   Tue, 17 Aug 2004 1:07 pm
HappyBuddha   Q: What is the difference between roast beef and p...   Thu, 02 Sep 2004 5:11 pm
Seacucumber   SMLC!?!?!?   Thu, 02 Sep 2004 6:45 pm
HappyBuddha   Everybody can roast beef ... ... NOBODY can peeee...   Thu, 02 Sep 2004 7:25 pm
mountain   ta ma de ..... i had to read 3 times ... :happ...   Fri, 03 Sep 2004 11:25 pm
HappyBuddha   Grin. Now you know why I don't like pea soup...   Sat, 04 Sep 2004 5:54 am
cktan   A TRUE JOKE OF LAST YEAR. I hv spend most of the ...   Thu, 02 Sep 2004 9:47 pm
Seacucumber   bring her to Geylang and show her which "fi...   Thu, 02 Sep 2004 11:18 pm
desireless   Another way of looking at this: Once she look at...   Sat, 04 Sep 2004 12:49 am
HappyBuddha   Q: What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life? ...   Mon, 13 Sep 2004 9:45 pm
HappyBuddha   What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat w...   Thu, 07 Oct 2004 9:44 pm
LASERGUY   George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes t...   Wed, 27 Oct 2004 6:12 pm
desireless   One day the first grade teacher was reading the st...   Thu, 28 Oct 2004 1:55 am
CP   Father was showing a machine he invented to son. F...   Thu, 28 Oct 2004 2:00 pm
top_view_ranchu   Willy was at this agricultural show. Came across t...   Thu, 28 Oct 2004 2:42 pm
Allan   Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breast...   Mon, 13 Dec 2004 8:30 pm
desireless   Bar Bet --------- The local bar was so sure that...   Thu, 28 Apr 2005 7:54 pm
CP   :rofl3 :rofl3 :rofl3 After which I would li...   Thu, 28 Apr 2005 11:39 pm
CP   My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a yea...   Fri, 08 Jul 2005 9:21 pm
desireless   This one's for people who understands Hokkein....   Thu, 14 Jul 2005 7:26 pm
CP   PERFORMANCE IN BED Accountants do it with...   Fri, 19 Aug 2005 5:28 pm
goldrush   Hahahahahhaah How about you cp? As a contractor ...   Fri, 19 Aug 2005 7:12 pm
CP   As a contractor I do it in Singapore to JB and som...   Fri, 19 Aug 2005 9:24 pm
goldrush   My Dog Named SEX :hump Everybody who owns...   Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:10 pm
goldrush   Supermodels - Where's the runway..!! ...   Fri, 23 Sep 2005 8:53 pm
desireless   Interesting........ Twenty Great One Liners: 1....   Wed, 12 Oct 2005 8:17 pm
desireless   Letters Between An Old Couple ====================...   Thu, 20 Oct 2005 5:36 pm
top_view_ranchu   A man checked into a hotel in DELHI.There was a co...   Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:16 pm
top_view_ranchu   Man must read. I never quite figured out why the ...   Tue, 25 Oct 2005 2:13 pm
desireless   [b]SYSTEM UPGRADE Dear Technical Support: Last y...   Sat, 19 Nov 2005 5:25 pm
desireless   [center]Chinese Names To Avoid When Naming Your Ch...   Tue, 07 Feb 2006 6:28 pm
goldrush   Dog Named Mypenis Tired of boring old dog name l...   Wed, 15 Feb 2006 6:26 pm
gohks   :rofl3 :rofl3 :rofl3 most funny joke I have come...   Wed, 15 Feb 2006 6:39 pm
goldrush   Glossary of Medical Terms Alternative Medical Term...   Wed, 15 Feb 2006 6:40 pm
CP   Wonder if the doc himself heard of this joke: Pa...   Wed, 15 Feb 2006 9:40 pm
desireless   ...for all you chinese n humourous Catholics....an...   Thu, 16 Feb 2006 8:05 pm
CP   Ever wondered why bra sizes are categorised A to F...   Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:33 pm
desireless   [u]Friendship [u]Friendship Between Women: A woma...   Wed, 15 Mar 2006 6:17 pm
desireless   Doing Housework Jenny's husband, Charley, was...   Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:48 am
desireless   Penis Study In 1993, the American Government fund...   Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:50 am
desireless   A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABCHos...   Wed, 29 Mar 2006 3:45 am
desireless   Lakeside Story In the heat of summer a fly was r...   Thu, 06 Apr 2006 2:47 am
desireless   Black Testicles A male patient is lying in bed in...   Sun, 09 Apr 2006 4:13 am
mountain   A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ba...   Tue, 16 May 2006 9:19 pm
CP   A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their ...   Sun, 04 Jun 2006 7:17 pm
desireless   An old, white haired man walked into a jewellery s...   Sun, 20 Aug 2006 6:09 am
gohks   A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia.. He was...   Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:56 am
desireless   WIFE FROM HELL A police officer pulls over a spee...   Tue, 06 Mar 2007 2:03 am
desireless   Quite a stupid joke. No need to understand if you ...   Tue, 06 Mar 2007 2:27 am
desireless   Before the marriage : He : Yes. At last. It was ...   Tue, 26 Jun 2007 5:16 pm
desireless   Woman has Man in it; Mrs has Mr in it; Female ha...   Fri, 27 Jul 2007 8:50 pm
goldrush   Wah if you are HOME ALONE......you must be doing i...   Fri, 27 Jul 2007 9:58 pm
CP   Living in 2007 YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 w...   Wed, 17 Oct 2007 9:35 pm
CP   The Maid asked for a raise. The Madam was very up...   Tue, 18 Dec 2007 1:15 pm
CP   Some Malaysian jokes to help those who have yet to...   Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:35 pm
CP   Why did the olympics torch skip the singapore leg?...   Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:48 pm
LASERGUY   5 minute management course: Lesson 1: A man is g...   Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:38 pm
CP   *Men's Pearls of Wisdom* *1. When I was b...   Sat, 22 Aug 2009 4:19 pm
LASERGUY   Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having...   Fri, 23 Oct 2009 7:07 pm


Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



- Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 23-Oct-17 3:13 am
Logo
RSS

Site Map
RafflesGold - Web Space for Goldfish Lovers
Copyrighted © 2003-2006 RafflesGold.com. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Terms of Service and Privacy Policy
RafflesGold.com is a non-profit independent hobbyist supported forum based in Singapore
Donate to keep us operational
Link to Us
Contact Us