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[LASERGUY]

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia....
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam.
A local man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual
conversation.

Malaysian : You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?
Singaporean : Of course.

Malaysian : We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
into croissants and sell them across to Singapore. (The Malaysian then
had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.)

Malaysian : Do you eat the jelly with the bread?
Singaporean : Of course.

Malaysian (chuckling) : We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a
container, recycle them,transform them into jam before we sell it across to
Singapore.

This time, the Singaporean retorted : Do you have sex in Malaysia?
Malaysian : Why, of course we do.
Singaporean : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?

Malaysian :We throw them away, of course.
Singaporean : We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly put
them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell them across to Malaysia...... and that's the
real reason why we ban the chewing gum.