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post Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:50 pm
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Hey bros,as per request by someone ,here is a list of possible minister/ministries which we hate to head at RG.


RG Cabinet Ministers or Ministry

PM .The highest office bearer with the highest sai kang(shit job)you have to be at your very prime to hold this prime office.He got lots of pm to make and answer since he is our pm(prime moderators) and if you notice such pm are made both during am and pm as well..............SHAG blink.gif

SM.Senile Minister:To qualify you need to be senile,old but with loads of goldfsih experience and run with forgetfulness,probably stricken with Dementia,Alzheimer disease or any form of human degenerative disorders.

MM Minister Mental:This one is one level up against SM and to qualify,you need not only be blessed with the above ailments but certified mentally unsound by a mental institute.

Minister of Lor:This one happens to be HOR LANG LOR(hated by everyone).So don’t take up this ministry if you do not have the nerve of steel.A certain candidate outside our current team seems to fit nicely in this department thinking.gif

Minister of Foreign Affairs:This is every man’s dream to have an everchanging affairs with every woman from every possible foreign countries. humpy.gif

Minister of D-Fans.Now this is by far the most demoralizing porfolio.Just take a look at all the following departments he has to hate not head
He has to be a great fan of all the Ddddddddddddddddddddddds

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Minister of Hell:This is another unrewarding ministry.When thou fish is dead by one’s recommendation, everyone blame you and when his fish recover they thank Heaven and not you for His blessing

Minister of National Development.A hotly contested ministry when two schools of thought(Green and Clear water) even out to groom with nature and nurture in their fish development to compete in National or even international level

Minister of Home Affairs.This is in sharp contrast with the foreign ministry as you are bestowed with only a single lady of the house and with A FAIR share of home running

Minister of Trade and Industry.Now this one is RG long battle policy to weed out any trades done out of commercial interest in the goldfish industry.On and off we are faced with security breaches as some occasional intruders try to penetrate our site to make their presence felt.

Minister of Communication.No telco here but only TAI KO as a lot of exchanges are made without mindful postings resulting in total miscommunication,most of the time misinterpretation,sometime misfortune and often missing the whole point!!!!!

Minister of LAN Transport.A minister who should be well endowed with exceptional LAN capacity and capability in all forms of communication to transport his point in any given rebuttal .Lan chiau,lan hoot,lan par,Wah Lan eh are some of his punctuated communicative skills required.


Before we are SWA-ONE(hokkien) in as any minister,we need to pledge our negligence and ignorance with the following RG oath


I(So and so),NRIC Number,declare that I do not have any LIVE goldfish chats other than RG but carry every EMPTY promises as my obsession,Sir!(Those in the army should be pretty well grilled with this after- live firing drill )



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post Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:19 pm
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Erh ... any job definition for NMP bo ? people who attain high status in another part of the land but want to have the voice hear here ?
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hmm.gif hmm.gif hmm.gif Oui Matrix .We cannot advocate the concept of NMP at RG.You know why?????????????


























NMP stands for No Moderator Please

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