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post Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:30 am
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This is a local prank. Sorry to foreign members as it might not make any sense to you tongue.gif




Ice Kosong (Plain ice water) lol.gif
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post Wed, 01 Aug 2007 8:09 am
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post Wed, 01 Aug 2007 8:26 am
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post Wed, 01 Aug 2007 4:06 pm
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Hahaha too vulgar to be translated.

Basically, 2 pranksters (The same guys in "No Pork" episode) walked into a... neighbourhood cafe.

Guy A orders a Ice (Cold) Milo (Chocolate Malt). Guy B asks the waiter if their ice coffee (Mocha) is good. The waiter explains that the coffee is definitely good. Then Guy B asks if they can have a sample for coffee hysterical.gif Waiter gets impatient, tells pranksters that there's no such thing as sample, and they can pay full sum for one cup of coffee for just 70cents, 90cents for iced one. Guy B protests on why he needs to pay so much if he can get it for free from 7-11 store. Waiter tells guy B to get from 7-11 then. Guy B replies that 7-11 has no ice coffee.
Waiter: " mad2.gif".
Guy B asks if there is ice tea and if the tea leaves come from Cameron Highlands (famous place for tea leaves).
Waiter replies "Tea is tea, what else do you want?? Our ice coffee and ice tea are 'number one' (best)!".
Guy B "Really? Then do your drinks follow ISO standards?" hysterical.gif
Waiter : " mad2.gif".
Guy B asks about ice Horlicks and if the Horlicks drinks that they sell is imported through local importer/supermart.
Waiter : " mad2.gif".
Guy B : "Ok Ok.. so you have ice Milio, ice coffee, ice tea and ice horlicks, right?"
Waiter : "Yes! Yes! Yes! And what do you exactly want to order?"
Guy B : "I want... ummm... well.... one glass of Ice Kosong (plain ice water)" hysterical.gif
Waiter : " mad2.gif mad2.gif Do you seriously want to order or not?!??".
Guy B : "Yes, ice water"
"Just ice water?"
"Yep"
"Confirmed?"
"Yep"
"No Ice Horlicks?"
"No"
"No Ice Tea?"
"No"
"No Ice Coffee?"
"No. I just want Ice Water"
"Confirm Ice Water, right?"
"Yes, but how much is it?"
"30 cents"
"Then I don't want it anymore" hysterical.gif


Waiter: mad2.gif mad2.gif mad2.gif mad2.gif
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post Wed, 01 Aug 2007 4:24 pm
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Ha ha ha... hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

Very funny, thanks for the translation Bro Desireless. Eh, is it really happening? I wonder why the waiters didn't 'hantam' those pranksters. biggrin.gif
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post Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:02 pm
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I believe it is staged. The background seems too quiet to be real.
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