The Very Best Of Goldrush Goldfish Jokes, LAME ONES |
The Very Best Of Goldrush Goldfish Jokes, LAME ONES |
goldrush |
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:37 am
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Come on in,relax ,make yourself comfortable and destress from your usual goldfish keeping and enjoy my latest segments of compiling some of the hilarious and humourous sides of our goldfish encounters.
Here goes................... Answer: Next: Answer: Well this one is a mathematical question Answer: How about this one |
Noidea |
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:40 am
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Good ones...
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goldrush |
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:49 am
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goldrush |
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:00 am
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Not enough maybe this one most have come across
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOLDFISH WITH NO EYES Answer: GOLDFSH!!!!! |
CP |
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 6:57 pm
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Hahaha......nice works and effort.
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goldrush |
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:10 pm
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goldrush |
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:04 am
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THIS MORNING GOLDFISH JOKES CONTINUE............ Look at the above and answer this question WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR GOLDFISH??? ANSWER: JUST DROP IT A LINE |
goldrush |
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:16 am
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Now some Geography
NOW IF YOUR GOLDFISH CAN LIVE ON LAND,WHICH COUNTRY DO YOU THINK IT WILL CHOOSE TO LIVE? GIVE YOU A CLUE |
goldrush |
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:38 am
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ANSWER:
FIN-LAND of course |
goldrush |
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:24 am
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At Rafflesgold we simply advocate massive water changes in our goldfish keeping,so maybe this will change our perception
GOLDRUSH: Have you given your goldfish fresh water today ? RG FORUMNER: No, they haven't finished the water I gave them yesterday. |
ranchu8 |
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:00 pm
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Dr, you're a champ
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goldrush |
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:07 am
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goldrush |
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:42 am
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Before I doze off for the night......
WHAT DID THE TERMINATOR SAYS TO ONE OF OUR MODERATOR? ANSWER: I'LL BE BEK-KO..... good nite |
goldrush |
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:13 am
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Feeling a bit Horny this morning ?
Check this out A vet goes to a ladies house to treat her pet dog. After treatment he admires her aquarium with six goldfish of different varieties in it. The lady says, "yes they are lovely but I don't know what sex they are" Vet "They are all females" Lady "How do you know that?" Vet "Because they all have their mouths opening and shutting continuously!" Attached image(s) |
calicoly |
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 1:49 pm
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LOL!!!!!
that's a good one doc!!! puts a smiles on my bored face!!! |
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