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post Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:37 am
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Come on in,relax ,make yourself comfortable and destress from your usual goldfish keeping and enjoy my latest segments of compiling some of the hilarious and humourous sides of our goldfish encounters. biggrin.gif

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Well this one is a mathematical question laugh.gif


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post Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:40 am
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Good ones... biggrin.gif laugh.gif
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post Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:49 am
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Well this is the last one for the moment.Hope I can think or search for more.............



What fish is always a second-prized fish?



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If the above holds true then what should be a champion fish


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OUR GOLDFISH
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post Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:00 am
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Not enough maybe this one most have come across


WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOLDFISH WITH NO EYES


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Answer: GOLDFSH!!!!!
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Hahaha......nice works and effort.
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Here's another one


Ever wonder why goldfish is not so smart?


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IT IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIVE IN SCHOOLS! hysterical.gif
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post Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:04 am
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THIS MORNING GOLDFISH JOKES CONTINUE............


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JUST DROP IT A LINE
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post Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:16 am
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Now some Geography biggrin.gif


NOW IF YOUR GOLDFISH CAN LIVE ON LAND,WHICH COUNTRY DO YOU THINK IT WILL CHOOSE TO LIVE?



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FIN-LAND of course
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At Rafflesgold we simply advocate massive water changes in our goldfish keeping,so maybe this will change our perception laugh.gif



GOLDRUSH: Have you given your goldfish fresh water today ?



RG FORUMNER: No, they haven't finished the water I gave them yesterday.


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Dr, you're a champ smile.gif
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post Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:07 am
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QUOTE(ranchu8 @ Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:00 pm) *

Dr, you're a champ smile.gif






thankyousign.gif not trying to be 1st.gif but juggle.gif in between tight schedule to bring laughter and happiness to our fish2.gif community peace.gif
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Before I doze off for the night......


WHAT DID THE TERMINATOR SAYS TO ONE OF OUR MODERATOR?



















ANSWER: I'LL BE BEK-KO.....



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post Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:13 am
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Feeling a bit Horny this morning hump.gif ?

Check this out blush.gif


A vet goes to a ladies house to treat her pet dog. After treatment he admires her aquarium with six goldfish of different varieties in it.

The lady says, "yes they are lovely but I don't know what sex they are"

Vet "They are all females"

Lady "How do you know that?"

Vet "Because they all have their mouths opening and shutting continuously!"


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LOL!!!!!
that's a good one doc!!!
puts a smiles on my bored face!!!
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