When Woods Is Not Out Of The Woods Options

[goldrush]

Woods Goes T.ree Under!!!!

In Golf It's All About Lies, Lies & More Lies!!!!
Where the ball lies is critical...in the bush, on the sand, or on man-made obstacles such as the National Enquirer...can make all the difference to d'Golfer!!!

The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne , where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.

Unconfirmed reports said the couple, who have been married for five years, had had a row at their Thanksgiving dinner before Woods took off in his new Cadillac Escalade 4x4 at 2.25am on Friday and hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Police ruled out alcohol as a factor.

Here are the best of the pick:

Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver



That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards

Tiger Woods drives into a water hazard

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had

U tell yr wife everything? My wife thinks I’m at the office. I tell her I’m playing golf when I’m with another woman

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is Elin.

Tiger’s wife went for him over a birdie.

What was the second worst part of Tiger’s car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

Tiger Woods owns several cars; it’s a shame that he got a hole in one !!!!!!!!

[desireless]

Hahaha.. that's a good one, Doc!

[CP]

He used to be my hero.......................


But now....................he's DA MAN !!!!

[goldrush]

Here's more

Q: What course gives Tiger the most trouble? A: Intercourse.
* If only Tiger had hit a mailbox and a stop sign as well, he could have completed the Grand Slam!
* You usually find a tree in the Woods, Tiger’s wife found a Woods in a tree.
* It’s a publicity stunt for his new DVD release, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”.



Poor Tiger you can only mew while others roar with laughters

[CP]

As of now mistress no 9 and 10 exposed.

Have this feeling final tally will be 18 HOLES .