a fren told me this joke.

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a very loving husband and wife was kidnapped by a terrorist.

"please let us go, we'll do anything!!!"

"anything?!"

"why yes, anything for our freedom!"

"okay, both of you shit on the floor and then eat each other's poos. i'll free both of you after that."

"okay ..."

well, to keep the joke short, the couple was freed after they ate each other's poo.

the next morning at home, the wife told the husband that she wants to divorce the man she used to love.

"why, honey, why? i thought our love will become stronger after the ordeal especially since we had to eat each other shit to free us????"

"you bloody idiot! did you have to shit so much for me to eat?!!?"