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Ah Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Ah Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Ah Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
I like that one!
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