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Is RG really that fierce/unfriendly?Anyhow tekan people???Put off from participating? dunno.gif

Below is a newbie's guide which I have copy and pasted from another forum in which I will not disclose from which forum of course.Newbies are put on moderation mode initially or until they they reach certain post counts before they can post freely.Ignore the "reputation points" part; it is irrelevant to this forum.


Congratulations! You are officially a xxxx forum Newbie.

(1) In the xxxx forum dictionary, a newbie is defined as a guy/gal/in-between who is a lazy bum that cannot read through all the threads before postings, blur like sotong who will wrongly posts all the wrong things in the wrong threads, etc, etc. For the "etc, etc" go and look thru the xxxx forum dictionary. It is available in one of the posts in one of the threads in one of the forums. When you find it, let us know as we're still looking for it.

(2) Now that being said, it is important to know what and how to posts, as many newbies, even before coming out of the mandatory moderation, already kenna flame and rep pts deducted that they simply cannot rise up from their graves. You can wipe that smile off your face as it looks to me like you are going to be one of them.

(3) As you know, you are under moderation the moment you join xxxx forums. Generally it takes only 2 hours to be un-moderated and you can then posts freely. But some newbies thinks they are smart, so the system detects these smart alexes when they are online and automatically un-moderate them only after 48 hours. With that look on your face, you will take more than 48 hours too. Don't believe me? Just watch!

(4) During your moderation period, you are advise not to posts in the regular forums or you will get into the situation in (2). It is adviseable that you only posts in this "Start up/Say "Hi"/Testing" forum where you are un-moderated but I will be watching. Don't not get excited and posts too much contribution here or else by the time you go to the regular forums, you have nothing to contribute. We don't welcome "brain dead" members there.

(5) When you are ready to posts in the regular forums, you have to observe the following "DON'TS"

(a) DON'T USE CAPITAL OR BOLD LETTERINGS LIKE THIS! as it shows that you are shouting!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??

(b) DON'T ask silly questions like what is the phone number of so & so FL or so & so location. Read thru the threads in the respective forums or look through the yellow pages. You can also call SingTel 100 for the number. Pretend to be smart!

© DON'T admit in your posts that "I'm a newbie, excuse me, etc, etc," as there is nothing to be proud of being a newbie. Senior members don't like to be reminded that they were once newbies. Remember the definition of newbie in (1).

(6) Inevitably, you will still make stupid mistakes in your posts and the senior members will start flaming you. Flaming means criticising, suaning, being sarcastic, etc, etc, For "etc, etc" look it up in the xxxx forum dictionary. When you are being flame, DON'T try to defend yourself or retaliate or the senior members will send you back here, reading this post again. You can humble yourself, apologise even if you did nothing wrong.

(7) Inevitably, your rep points will also be deducted because you do not know how to follow advise (6). In that case, you LL (lan lan), suck thumb, maybe say a small prayer and hope your rep points does not decrease too much or you will be send back here, reading this posts.

Senior members are also kids at heart, and will want to have some fun, especially with newbies. Let them have their fun.

If you survive your first 20 posts in regular forums, excluding the 30 practice posts in this forum, you should be doing fine. When you reach 50 pts, you can than add or deduct rep points. For more information, CLICK HERE!!

The first person you need to add a point is a centurion (member with more than 100 rep pts). There are several centurions, look aorund. If you can't find one, then click mine. There is no need to click xxxx who is the moderator or "BOSS" of this forums. No need to carry BOSS, if you know what I mean.

Senior members, and centurions are all watching you. So be afraid, be VERY AFRAID!!!!

Once again, welcome to xxxx forums.

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desireless
HAHAHAHA.. I have also been to this site before... but lost my account.

BTW...WTH... cp, I didn't know you go visit such porn website ah!!!!!


HORNY DIRTY OLD MAN!! hysterical.gif
goldrush
ai seh pm me new forum so I can chao from this fierce fierce site to a lagi FIERCE FIERCE one drool.gif

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CP
QUOTE(desireless @ Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:46 am)
HAHAHAHA.. I have also been to this site before... but lost my account.

BTW...WTH... cp, I didn't know you go visit such porn website ah!!!!!
HORNY DIRTY OLD MAN!!  hysterical.gif
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It is not a porn website!! mad.gif

It is very informative,with very good field reports and many many lobang threads, and you can also know which place selling culls!! hysterical.gif hysterical.gif
CP
QUOTE(goldrush @ Fri, 29 Jul 2005 3:36 am)
ai seh pm me new forum so I can chao from this fierce fierce site to a lagi FIERCE FIERCE one drool.gif
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Sorry doctor I cannot direct you to the website, dont want to kanna warning from the mod, post will get deleted,maybe account suspended and end up my avatar is the one with the head chopped off one. hysterical.gif

RG very fierce one mah. sweatingbullets.gif wleow.gif

BTW why are u still up at this hour?Surfing porno websites again, or monitoring your own porno site??? hysterical.gif
desireless
His name is not SAM leh hysterical.gif
goldrush
BTW why are u still up at this hour?Surfing porno websites again, or monitoring your own porno site??? hysterical.gif
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There is such thing call house call you know.This one happens to be at Geylang blush.gif.But who pays who is up to you to ponder..............


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desireless
Wah... i can imagine a BJ gone bad... hysterical.gif
ranchu8
ha ha ha ha , oi cpiw you must have made up the rules laugh.gif
CP
QUOTE(ranchu8 @ Fri, 29 Jul 2005 10:21 pm)
ha ha ha ha , oi cpiw you must have made up the rules  laugh.gif
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Friend, if I am that creative,i wont be toiling under the hot sun in the construction site kow peh kow boo with subcontractors earning a living. mad.gif

Its from a real forum, trust me.
ranchu8
because you can kpkb, that's why lor laugh.gif

ok la trust you, a Singapore forum??
CP
Yes.
desireless
Definitely a singaporean site... Consperm those are not made up by cp.
very sure.

Some more it is a VERY VERY POPULAR among locals... Can you imagine having a forum with such online statistics?:

Currently Active Users: 899 (399 members and 500 guests)
[my goodness!!!]

Threads: 25,916, Posts: 775,422, Members: 52,363


Compare with RG....
http://www.rafflesgold.com/forums/index.php?act=idx

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Far cry... FAR FAR CRY.... cry.gif
goldrush
Now I understand why SAT/SUN boh lang at RG

First not many are into fish
Worst if it is just Goldfish
Many perhaps are into something fishy
Something Gold minus the fish





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felinefrend
QUOTE(cpiw2002 @ Thu, 28 Jul 2005 8:36 pm)
Is RG really that fierce/unfriendly?Anyhow tekan people???Put off from participating? dunno.gif
QUOTE(cpiw2002 @ Thu, 28 Jul 2005 8:36 pm)
© DON'T admit in your posts that "I'm a newbie, excuse me, etc, etc," as there is nothing to be proud of being a newbie. Senior members don't like to be reminded that they were once newbies. Remember the definition of newbie in (1).



Nothing wrong to admit I am a newbie still, less than a year of goldfish keeping smile.gif Enough to understand Tank Cycling smile.gif

For me, even if I get offended, at the end of the day, it is nothing personal. All are adults and we can learn to agree to disagree biggrin.gif
Later,
feline
CP
Yo feline I hope you realise that the guide is copy and pasted from another forum and not my write up hor..............
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