The following post found at another forum wasn't written as a joke but the punchline is good. biggrin.gif


I have a 3 ft overflow tank in the house garden.

I have no cover as it is a half water garden aquarium.

I bought 2 goldfish couple of weekly back...
2 days ago, 1 fish was missing (morning) body no trace?
that nite, another is missing. again no trace.

I suspect either some neighbour stole my goldfish, or the cat took for lunch, or bird, or my filter is god damn good.


No ammonia, no nitrite, no nitrate, no nothing because the filter has filtered your fishes away! Woohoo! happydance.gif