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HappyBuddha
not bad!

at least got double eye-lids.
mountain
Try It!!

Try It!

Try It
HappyBuddha
Kekeke. I'd say the Ukrainian team is most sporty! biggrin.gif

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mountain
blush.gif i hope all here are +18 yrs old
dennis
Now I remembered why I got broadband shiok.gif
kingyoo
shiok.gif I showed this to the hubby........ blush.gif
CyberET
crap sia@!#$@ 5am the pump to the fountain shorted out and trip the whole house circuit breaker, had to turn it off, afternoon went to get a replacement, and took me almost 3 hrs to get through the thick vegetation to lay the wiring and replace the filter pump with the bigger better one, and used the old filter pump to replace the fountain pump.. crap.. i'm smelling fishy, and all wet.. on the bright side.. at least the pump lasted 4years.. hopefully the new one won't let me down so fast biggrin.gif

damn.. pond designing stage better do properly, else u'll regret it as long as the pond is still in use..
HappyBuddha
The fountain is strictly decorative or does it actually serve a purpose? Hmm... I should turn the rainbar upside down and let it shoot streams of green water up like a fountain.
CyberET
QUOTE(HappyBuddha @ Sun 07 Dec 2003 08:11 PM)
The fountain is strictly decorative or does it actually serve a purpose?  Hmm... I should turn the rainbar upside down and let it shoot streams of green water up like a fountain.

for decorative & aeration purpose biggrin.gif
dennis
QUOTE(HappyBuddha @ Sun 07 Dec 2003 08:11 PM)
Hmm... I should turn the rainbar upside down and let it shoot streams of green water up like a fountain.

If you're really crazy enough to do that shiok.gif do take a picture and share it with us beg2.gif
mountain
Dance Partner
HappyBuddha
QUOTE(mountain @ Sat 13 Dec 2003 04:54 PM)

Hahaha. Good one. The programmer not only need to know how to dance, he or she must understand how a fat one does it.

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mountain
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATHs

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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